April 24, 2014

UAV


Undogged Aerial Vehicle


 I need a drone.

There are so many reasons that I need a drone... well, I can't possibly list them all. Seriously, there are endless possibilities. I'll name just a few.

1) I can send a drone out to check the neighborhood for bad guys while I take a nap. 

2) I could be forewarned about drenching rains, tornadoes, earthquakes and blizzards with a drone... thus saving myself the stress of unexpected weather events. 

3) With a drone, I wouldn't have to constantly be on the look-out for squirrels and other varmints trespassing in my yard.

4) A drone could be dispatched to fetch cookies and treats.

5) Hovering over my food bowl, a drone could alert me to any tasty morsels that might be deposited there throughout the day (see #4) thereby saving me from having to get up from my bed to go look.

6)  I'd also like a drone to patrol our western Canadian border. There are a couple of doggies who, if allowed to stray into the US...  could cause havoc that would make your fur stand on end. 

Correction: I need a fleet of drones.

You probably want one now too, right?

I'm guessing they're pretty expensive, so if you happen to see any good, used military-grade drones on Ebay or Craigslist, please don't be selfish. 
Let the rest of us know.