January 10, 2012

Heard at the Dog Park...



"Hey! It's TANK! He's on the cover of a magazine!"


"Tank, I want to be hawt like you... can you teach me?"

"Uh oh, I smell Canadians..."

"Are you sure this is where you buried it?"

"Psst... Tank, I saw your nude centerfold. It was totally hawt!"


20 comments:

mayziegal said...

Tank...um...well...I heard abouts the magazine you're on. And, uh, so the thing is that (blush), I'd kinda like to see your...you know...centerfold. But, well, I'm pretty sure I'd be embarrassed to go buy "that" type of magazine. You know what I mean. Cuz, gosh, what would Brudder Ranger think if he saw me coming home with a SQUIRRELY magazine?

Maybe you could just send it to me wrapped up in brown paper. Okay?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

mayziegal said...

See? I was so nervous, I typed my name TWICE!

rottrover said...

*sigh* just the thought...

-ruby

silvieon4 said...

ehmm what magazine???? Perk! Ok so I have nevah seen such a type of magazine, but I am old enough now... I am 5 so.... what kind and how do I get a peek?

Shea, Lola and Tucker said...
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Shea, Lola and Tucker said...

Magazine?! OMD Like a Playgirl pose? Uhhh...where can I discreetly buy a copy?

Maggie Mae said...

Tank,

Rest assured I will not be lookin' at dis magazine cuz my decision as Judge Maggie Mae cannot be swayed by your hawtness, no matter how many copies you might send to me!

Woofs and Licks,
Judge(Bad Sport) Maggie Mae

Rubie said...

Tank - I'm glad I can't get that magazine over in Oz! I heard it's just you with your squirrels showin'!!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Tank,
I always knew you were HAWT!
Now the whole world will know!!!
xoxo
Sas

Shane Kent Louis said...

Wow, what a great day, You really look had fun playing with Paw Friends, I wanna play with you Woof!



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Sam and Pippen said...

Tank... you're starting to sound less like a bad sport and more like a dawg that had a bit too much kool-aid!

Sam and Pippen

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

I hate when Canadians come down here and pee on our trees then go back North. We ought to build a wall

KB said...

Oh my, a nude centerfold? Tank, we had NO idea!

Lorenza said...

Haaaa!
Now I really want to get a copy of that magazine!
Ooops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

chicamom85 said...

Hi Tank, its me Sasha, my Mom finally got her lazy butt moving and started up my blog again. Your park pictures are awesome but I wouldn't be comfortable seeing your centerfold unless it was, well you know, tasteful and discreet.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

p.s. I am totally lying, I am dying to see your magazine

Frank The Tank said...

Oh My Pugness Tank!!! The Magazine....a nude centerfold of you! You need to post that for sure, you may make a few dogs jelous here!! I agree with Rubie, I'm sure I can't get that magazine over here in Wales with your "squirrels showin" Heeee,Heeee! Frank xxxxxxx

Sarge said...

Hey Tank!
Wow, congrats on the centerfold! I think you have the woodogs all in an uproar! They're all agog.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

NUDE CENTERFOLD?!! Tank, may Abby remind you that even Bad Sports have a morals clause in their Mango Minster contract? After all, innocent puppies and little kitties follow Mango Minster with worshipful anticipation. In order to protect the ethics and integrity of Mango Minster, Abby must reluctantly ask that you mail her a copy of said magazine immediately for her inspection.

Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

Frank The Tank said...

I've been over to Sam and Pippens blog and saw the magazine! Tut, Tut, Tut Tank! X x x X

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