TO: Mango Minster Management
CC: Mango Minster Ethics Committee
RE: Formal Complaint
I respectfully request that the "Bad Sport" entrant named Allred the Cat be disqualified from Mango Minster 2012.
I have submitted photo evidence that this cat is not really a cat at all, but the Antichrist in disguise. Please look closely at his right ear and you will see he bears the mark of the beast. Surely you do not want this impostor to sully what has been a respected and honest alternative to that other dog show.
I encourage being a bad sport and, in fact, try to be an ambassadog for this group, but I must put my paw down when one of my competitors is proven to be disingenuous i.e. the spawn of Satan. Along with my fellow contestants, I await your decision.
I encourage being a bad sport and, in fact, try to be an ambassadog for this group, but I must put my paw down when one of my competitors is proven to be disingenuous i.e. the spawn of Satan. Along with my fellow contestants, I await your decision.
Sincerely yours,
Tank
(not wanting devil cooties)
(not wanting devil cooties)
